Archive | January, 2020


10 Jan

M/f; time: 4 minutes

A brief fantasy from the German spanko, who is an admirer of the corporal punishment ritual. Must of his films see. Short exercises like this one  He has a pretty peasant maid in an exterior scene in the woods. He whips her bare bottom with a legitimate bundle of birch twigs. Looks  nasty.

Subtitles. The girl counts and screeches. Nice job of filming in the woods. The girl’s fare buttock develops the worst marks.


10 Jan

We have revisited and rewritten our review of this delightful film from DALLASSPANKSHARD. Amelia Jane Rutherford’s performance ranks high for us among  her works. And the spankings, she will say in a concluding interview that it was the hardest of her career. We might challenge that, but of course she is the marketer.

The story is of course a knockoff of the 1960’s TV series ‘I Dream of Jeannie, ‘ starring Barbara Eden, playing a genie in a bottle In the possession of a U.S. Air Force astronaut in training. If you remember the series, filmed when even navels could not be shown, you’d share a spanko’s view that a spicy spanking would have been fun. Ms. Eden wore gauzy flowing harem garb, with flashes of cleavage. There musthave been  outtakes   of wardrobe malfunctions.  Ms. Rutherford almost duplicates the character, all 6’ 1” of her with 38” hips. If you wanted to see saucy Ms. Eden get spanked, Amelia will relive it. DSH produced this 57  minute story in stand-alone clips.

‘A Hot Cup of Janie’ Dallas sits in his kitchen  in his USAF coveralls. Genie Janie  makes coffee for him, way too hot, and earns a spanking. Must be routine in this household. OTK, her gauzy  pantaloons down, no panties. She will not be wearing any in these episodes. Standard hard spanking from Dallas.  Naked posing, squeals, flashes of the most minimal Mohawk we recall for her.

’Hair of the Hare’ Janie has caused a mustache to grow on Dallas, while he is in a meeting. Another spanking. You sense her bottom craves the attention. OTK in the kitchen again, harder this time, more posing.

‘You’re a Genie, Janie’ Dallas looks down into Janie’s bottle and falls into her little harem lair. She has crashed his car. Another spanking, and here on her bed. You can imagine the opportunities. Hairbrush this time.

In part 2, she is so willing she blinks him a better hairbrush. Lovely bottom angle shots here.

‘Who’s Your Master?’ Dallas demands to enter Janie’s bottle again. This time she has doctored his medical records so he appears disqualified. Another spanking. She blinks a lash or quirt for him to use.

‘Quirt and Strap’/‘Belt and Tawse’ The spankings continue on her bed. Getting harder. Janie jumps in pain.wonderful bottom shots and posing.

‘Razor Strap’  Back in the house, Dallas now wearing one of his familiar outfits from other films. Janie has ‘disappeared’ his girlfriend. Another spanking. Janie kneels up on a chair, bare bottom. No other spanking model to compare. This strap hurts. She struggles to hold position.

‘Paddle and Such Master’ Janie kneels facing us, just a trace of fuzz. Dallas will use that floppy paddle with spatula-like slots. It must bite a bit. Janie collapses. Next, she struggles through a huge paddle.

’Janie’s Taco Heaven’ A post filming interview, Amelia still in costume. She had never seen ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ until she came for the shoot. She was born in 1977. She tells us this was the hardest spanking she has ever done. There have been similar references to appearances at GIRLSBOARDINGSCHOOL and REALSPANKINGS. 

Dallas admires her as “blonde, smart, and funny,” just a minimal list of adjectives we would apply. It seems that when she comes to the U.S. to see Dallas (we don’t know if they are in Florida or California here.), she has come to love DEL TACO, apparently not found in the U.K. And she tells us she was just spanked yesterday in a shoot with Chelsea Pfeiffer,  not as hard as this experience. We have reviewed several of those films and will revisit and amend them. We might be in Vegas or California here, and if the Pfeiffer connection is authentic, this is 2008 or 2014.













4 Jan

F/f; time: 12 minutes

Not the title. Sarah Gregory pulls her pretty auburn haired ‘daughter’ off their docked yacht and takes her inside for a spanking. Exteriors are difficult for economic filming.

Sarah will give her a conventional OTK spanking on a couch in a room adjoining the harbor. Not a lot to describe here, except that Ms. Gregory does everything expertly. Red dress up, red thong down, the spanking produces some bruises.

In a fade, the girl returns for another spanking before bed. She wears a silly one-piece bunny pajama. Sarah unfastens the flap to access her bare bottom.

Pet Thief Paddled Punished – ENGLISHSPANKERS

1 Jan

F/f; time: 11 minutes

This tenuous storyline continues. Amelia Jane Rutherford has stolen and sold Sarah Stern’s pet tortoise. She was already caught and spanked in ‘Pet Thief Caught.’ For some reason, the producers saw fit to extend the story.

Sarah flourishes a leather paddle. “I have no tortoise. You’re going  to have no bottom.” If she were really intent on that,  we’d feel a lot better. Amelia bends over a small chest and the paddling starts. She is a bit melodramatic. “You should give up stealing a d take up being a actress.” Skirt up, the same silly outfit as in the first film. Full white panties down, the usual wonderful bottom full screen.