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Being Keith Jones – SPANKINGEPICS

17 Jan

2M/3f; year: 2005;time: 1 hr 6 minutes

’Trouble In Carson’s Gap’  Part 1 of a trilogy. Keith Jones revisits his spanking therapist and lives out fantasies to slake his spanking desires. On the couch, after some surely spiked tea, we dissolve into his time travel dream in a somewhat silly costume drama. This will not be a ‘Longmire’ for sure. Producer Jones surely did put a lot of effort into this film.

Keith plays the sheriff of Carson’s Gap and Steve Fuller his deputy. Three fake nuns—CP stars, ‘Erica Scott’ as  a mother superior, and ‘Paris Kennedy’ and newbie ‘Sierra Salem’ as  novices, carrying carpet bags, arrive in town ostensibly to set up an orphanage. Actually, they intend to take legal control of a saloon and do what girls did out West.

The  girls have run away from an abusive household—we are treated to some spankingflashbacks. Their father whips the and their bloomers fall open.

The film contains an annoying overdubbing of music. To drown incongruous traffic or airplan noises? The sheriff and his deputy do not trust the nuns. Fuller catches the two younger girls swimming in the nude. He roughs them up and spanks them at creek side. Silly stuff.

”Where are your drawers?” the deputy asks. But the girls are skinny dipping. (Maybe the room we haven’t come across this film is its impenetrable nature, this exchange in point.

Sheriff Keith finds a chance to spank the girls in his office. We give up on the plot.

In succeeding scenes, the girls seem to have gotten control of the saloon and are entertaining customers, to the consternation of the townsfolk. The sheriff and his deputy grab the girls and spank them more. Keith wakes up from his time travel dream, so we can stop trying to decipher this morass.

Schooldays -SHAN VAN

14 Jan

,M/2f; time: 33 minutes

A British producer we are not familiar with. Blonde ‘Shanelle’ and brunette ‘Elizabeth,’ schoolgirls in class. A male teacher in cap and gown quizzes them in geography and will spank them for laziness. He spanks both girls OTK, panties down. And when they still fail the questions, a trip to the headmistress is advised.

Off to see ‘Miss Bond,’ the obligatory hall waiting scene, decently staged. The girls are called into the Head’s office,  more or less an empty room with painted brick walls. Take  a moment to admire the producers who recreated realistic school settings—FIRMHAND, MISS MARCH,ONT, RED STRIPE, ROUE, and sometimes CALSTAR.

The girls will get the strap and cane, bent over a table, mild stuff.

MILF Maintainence – ATPSTUDIOS

7 Jan

M/f; time: 12 minutes

A naughty premise. Stevie Rose seems to have enticed the apartment maintainance man to repair a lamp which was simply not plugged in. He is not fooled and has been tricked before. Whether he took advantage, we can’t tell. But this time he is going to spank Stevie. It is what she wants. She wears an undershirt and panties, no bra. The film is done POV style.

He gives her a handspanking on her bed. “You needed something turned on. We’re getting to the bottom of it.” He spanks and frigs  her, quite hard. He uses his belt,doubled. More hard frigging. He has her arrange herself over pillows on the bed, suggesting this session continues.

Danielle – FAREAST

29 Dec

M/f: time: 37 minutes

Joe and his partner interview  a curly-haired blue-eyed brunette, who says she’s 18, but the boys laughingly agree they had  double-checked her ID. She looks good to go to us. She wears a strapless halter and white  jeans. She has answered an ad to make a spanking video.

The boys like to prod and pry. She likes sex and has experimented both ways. Lots of facial closeups in the POV style. After about 8 minutes, the boys want her clothes off. Slowly, the top over her head, no bra, jeans down, then loose white panties down. Surprisingly, the panties seem ill-fitted for such an important moment in a CP film.

The boys admire her naked and ask to see her bottom, not her favorite part, she says.     But we are spankos, it is ours. Joe loves it because he gets to spank her. Her nervous laughter and her constant adjustment of her top contribute to the suggestion this is a one-timer in a hotel room.

OTK she goes, for a long and conventional naked spanking, very hard and consistent. No punches pulled. The spanking is consensual and part of the story of course, but Danielle’s garrulous self changes as the smacking advances. Heavy red-rouge  mottling. We have reviewed thousands of spankings, and this simple drill is as good as any of them. Danielle yelps along, and seems genuinely disappointed when the pauses to fondle and stroke are followed by more spanking.

Unlike  most of the FAREAST films we have reviewed, there will be no sex here, nor does Joe grope or frig, despite the target an inch away.

 

 

Attitude Adjustment for Alice -SPANKINGHOUSEPRODUCTIONS

10 Dec

F/f; time: 1& minutes

‘Alice,’ a ubqitious spanking model whose bottom is being turned up everywhere,  is spanked by ‘Miss Elizabeth,’ playing her auntie. Nothing of significance to describe. Saucy little Alice is spanked with a number of things.

Alice’s bottom  is already virtually black and blue before the action even starts, probably the most egregious example we ourselves can recall of making too many films in too short a time.

 

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Summer – FAREAST

3 Nov

M/f

The formulaic performances of good hard spanking and full porn sex. ‘Summer’ is a tall, thin, theatrical fashion-style model. Auburn hair below the shoulders. She does not suggest ‘porn star,’ but we will see , she is willing, capable, and will be tested. Joe gets her. A,ed for a long spanking, with the usual banter and casual conversation.

Aftee ice cubes on her red bottom, she begins a blowjob. She opens Joe’s pants. “No underwear!” She seems surprised. Then several positions of sex and the. Only shot.

Lacy – FAREAST

18 Oct

M/f; time: 57 minutes

The same format for this producer. A very hot girl will take a thorough spanking and perform the full varieties of sex in classic porn style. ‘Lacy’ is a smoking little brunette dressed little-girl in a tiny kilt and halter. She giggles her way through a hard spanking and then rollicking sex and a money shot.